PL HUSBANDS

* A "show" no longer involves buttered popcorn

* Your wife drives a nicer vehicle than you

* You are given very detailed instructions on how to answer the phone

* Some days you are given very detailed instructions on not answering the phone at all

* You know the UPS man on a first name basis

* Month-end, 2+2, and Seville have a new meaning

* Your wife's shoes and clothes take up more and more room in the closet

* You're not surprised if your wife wears sweats or pajamas all day

* Your vehicle no longer goes in the garage due to kits and ROF boxes

* You are out of everything in the refrigerator, so you are the new grocery shopper

* Your wife doesn't cook for days, and when she finally does it is enough to last all week

* You think it would be a wise investment to have stock in the phone company

* Your wife is having a meeting so the living room is meticulous

* Due to the piles of paperwork, clothes and product, the bedroom doors are always kept closed

* You make new friends picking up borrowed kits from your wife's friends

* You know how many minutes it takes your wife to get from ________ to __________

* You no longer need to lift weights, and look forward to lifting kits out the door

* You know how much the really big cheese earns

* Your wife takes a new interest in your appearance around other PL people

* You know more about the Downline and Hostesses than you'd ever care to

* Your company picnic isn't the event of the year anymore

* You start to think of people you know that "Would be a great consultant"

* You actually notice the candles in other peoples homes

* You never know what to expect when your wife says "We're going shopping"

* You know what time the mail comes on Saturday

* You arrange for vacation time in JULY, or whenever the next PL trip is

* You think about early Retirement